when people complain about great gatsby spoilers
THE BOOK HAS BEEN OUT FOR 88 YEARS
- me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
- me: okay let's do it
what the fuck is this
dont kermit suicide
i need a moment
“And this is where my Triforce would be!
IF I HAD ONE!?”
Friend told me to draw this and my my it turned out very silly.
Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
You know what I just realized? Patrick killed people.
Patrick killed a lot of people.
and then things got unholy
it’s the hannibal of bikini bottom
I’m going to call my first born child Shrek and no one can stop me.
I’ve received 9 messages telling me that this is child abuse and I also lost 17 followers I’m not naming my first born child Shrek.
I hate you